Dear Captain Billy—What is a Whiffem Poof?—Geo. Logical.
A Whiffem Poof, Geo., is a small fish that swims backward to keep the water from running into its eyes.
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Dear Captain Billy—Can you give us a new phrase or word to describe the bedroom movies in which ladies are shown in the filmy robes du nuit, etc.—Screen Hound.
How would it be to call such pictures “Filmies”?
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Dear Captain Billy—Would you recommend walking on an empty stomach as an aid to digestion?—Horace D’Oevers.
Walking on an empty stomach is excellent for indigestion, but be careful who you walk on.
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Dear Skipper Billy—What is your idea of the height of imagination?—Ross Field.