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When Miss Failure thinks she has you cinched, then along comes Miss Success, who bids you follow her and wear diamonds.
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Cheer Up, Brother!
Anticipation is the mother of realization, so there is nothing like hoping for the best.
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It Feels So Good
A patient at the Traverse hospital for insane had a mallet in his pocket, and at regular intervals he would take it out and bang himself over the head with it. Asked why he punished himself that way, he replied: “Because it feels so good when I stop.”
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