But for God’s sake, don’t tell my mother. She thinks I’m running a blind pig.

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PERFUME LEADS TO DIVORCE—Headline

Ah, and well do we know the brand.

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“You gotta show me, I’m from Missouri,” said the big man.

“Well, watch me—I’m from Elgin,” said the little fellow.

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By crossing a rum hound with a Volstead water spaniel, efficient R hounds have been produced. These dogs have an unerring scent for prescription-peddling physicians.

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