When asked to join the game he declined, saying he had a hundred reasons for not playing. “Give us one,” they asked.

“The first one is, I haven’t any money.”

“You can stick the other 99 in your hip-pocket,” came the final chorus.

* * *

“Speaking of famous springs,” said the tramp to the tourist, “I bathed in the spring of ’86.”

* * *

Many are dressed, but few are clothed.

* * *

There is no prospect of an early reduction in the wages of sin.