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A convalescent requiring whisky and beer for rapid recovery is convalescent all over except his thirst, and that’s in the acute stages.
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Another Jellyfish
“Boys,” asked the school master, “what do you consider the most beautiful thing in the world?”
“Sunshine,” hazarded one boy.
“Flowers,” ventured another.
Both answers were received with favor, and the turn went to a hefty youth.
“A woman,” announced he gruffly.
“Come out here,” commanded the master, sternly.