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Dear Captain Billy—What is the difference between a rehearsal and a show?—Plain Jane.
A rehearsal is the same as a show, only nobody comes around to see it.
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Dear Captain Bullybeef—My fiance says I have a peachy complexion. What does he mean?—Kitty Furr.
He probably infers, Kitty, that you have a yellow and orange shade with fuzz on your face.
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Dear Doctor Bill—Why, oh why, did the police inspect her?—The Duke o’ Dubuque.
Possibly to help the “deek” detect her.