No. 1—Shay, d’you know Tom Perkins?
No. 2—No, what’s his name?
No. 1—Who?
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Daytona Beach Ballad
Come all you reformers, if you want to raise ’ell.
Here comes a woman from the Breakers Hotel,
With dropped-stitched stockings,
And high-heeled shoes,
A pack of cigarettes