And a bottle of booze.

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Always smile—It gets you something.


Our Rural Mail Box

Teny Sun—The best way to prevent your dog from suffering with the heat in July is to kill him in June.

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Monk E. Byte—I’m sure I can’t answer your question as to why a girl’s eyelids drop down whenever she kisses a man. But where there’s no sense, there’s no feeling, y’ know.

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