Manicurist—I don’t blame you for refusing to manicure the nails of the fellow with St. Vitus’ dance.

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Out West—If you are lonesome for Cape Cod, why not rub fresh herring on yourself and dream you are back home?

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L. Bow—If your trousers are too short, pull up your shoes.

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Hop Head—Flop your ears, there’s a fly on your neck.

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Pope—Yes, Pope, we succeeded in making our own moon shine.