REINCARNATED—I WANT TO BE

A BATHING BEAUTY’S DOG.

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Don’t swell up when someone takes you for a ride. You might be used as ballast.

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A skinny girl in an evening dress, shows more backbone than a man.

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You can string beans and kid gloves, but you can’t bull frogs.

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Help! Help!