Miss Featrice Bairfax who conducts the lovelorn department of this great military journal of uplift, will advise you on your matrimonial and love affairs. Write to her freely; she has been in France long enough not to be shocked.

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——What’ll it be, Gents, a lollypop or a nut sundae?

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Try This On Your Hic-trola

The old oaken hic bar rail; the brass hic bound bar rail;

The foam hic spattered bar rail that hic hung by the bar;

Hic—

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