Our Monthly Maxim
Late in bed, early to rise, makes dark rings beneath the eyes.
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Now that Luther Reed has written a villainless play, the husband must be guilty of a bum cellar or something like that.
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A New Version
Here’s to the short skirt and the street car steps. May they never meet.
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The old fashioned woman who used to take her troubles to the Lord, has a daughter who now takes them to a lawyer.
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