All right, he heard her softly sigh,
The gum for me you’ll ne’er deny.
Now this is a thing I’ve never done,
Kisses, my dear, I always shun,
But I know I’ll like them as well as you,
If they’re as good as the gum I chew.
So she sat right down upon a chair,
She chewed her gum and fussed her hair,
And the nearer she came to the “bargained fun”
The faster she chewed her chewing gum.