All right, he heard her softly sigh,

The gum for me you’ll ne’er deny.

Now this is a thing I’ve never done,

Kisses, my dear, I always shun,

But I know I’ll like them as well as you,

If they’re as good as the gum I chew.

So she sat right down upon a chair,

She chewed her gum and fussed her hair,

And the nearer she came to the “bargained fun”

The faster she chewed her chewing gum.