Suddenly she chewed with all her might,
And placed her arms around him tight,
She swallowed her gum, and cried, “Don’t miss.
I love my gum, but oh, djer kiss.”
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His First Offense
In New York City, all those who are sent to jail for thirty days are required to take a bath. A bath attendant upon noticing that Ike Kabibble’s person was none too clean, suddenly exclaimed:
“Hey, there, you guy! Did you ever take a bath before?”
“Vell,” Abe replied, “I nefer vas arrested before.”
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