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Dear Skipper—Can you tell me why a black cow gives white milk that makes yellow butter?—Helen Bach.
For the same reason that blackberries are red when they are green.
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Dear Captain Bill—What do you think of a man who throws a girl a kiss?—Ima Blower.
I think he’s the laziest man in the world.
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Dear Farmer Bill—How do you keep milk from souring?—Reggie.
Leave it in the cow.
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