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Don’t get jealous, boys, but I’ve just finished drinking some stuff that was strong enough to make a rabbit slap a bulldog in the face.
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It’s a lean Jane that has no curves.
Pasture Pot Pourri
Velvet Joe Says—
Don’t fuss with hubby about droppin’ tobacco ashes on the carpet. Them ashes keep the moths out an’ the hubby in.
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