Some folks would rather
Blow their own horns than
Listen to Sousa’s Band.
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Greatness does not depend on size. Napoleon if he were living today would never get a job as a cop.
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And Very Nice, Too!
A feller was engaged to a girl who was a twin. When asked how he told them apart, he said: “Well, they’re both nice girls.”
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Our friend Deegan insists an Irishman dies only when an angel is needed in heaven.