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Remember, boys, the turtle may be slow, but he’s always there for the soup.
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We could love a girl as “pretty as a picture” provided she had a good frame.
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Honest, This Is True
I no’a fel’la named Fawcett,
Who went to his cel’la dee’pos’it,
But when he got dare,
The barrel was bare,