And “Gus” was asleep at the Fau’cet.
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Our idea of the height of vanity is to stand in front of a looking glass when you’re asleep.
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Pathetic, Ye Gods, Too Pathetic
An Irishman and a Scotchman were standing at a bar—and the Irishman had no money.
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Glorious Daze
Two drunks on a train.
No. 1—“Whas sha time?”