The wise bird took ’em as he went.

* * *

Over in Italy they have a new drink, made out of prunes. They call it Prunell. That’s nothing. Over here they have a new drink made out of raisins. They call it Raisenell.

* * *

Stranger (winking): Can you direct me to a good drug store?

Villager: You’re talking to one right now.

* * *

The ocean wearily exclaimed,

“Incessantly I go;