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Dear Captain Billy—I met a guy at a dance, he kissed me during the moonlight waltz. What shall I do?—Helen.
Lay off the moonlight waltzes.
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Dear Captain Billy—Could you tell me when Cuba was discovered?—Hi Drant.
July 1, 1919.
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Dear Captain Billy—I am a young man only seventeen years old. My mother says I shouldn’t play with any rough girls. What shall I do?—Percy.
Do as your mother tells you, you little rascal.