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Dear Captain Billy—I am a boy eighteen years old and am in love with a bootlegger’s daughter. How can I tell her that I love her—Al. Hambra.
Send me her address.
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Dear Captain Billy—What are the secrets of success?—Harold Lloydette.
“Push,” said the button; “Take Pains,” said the window; “Never be led,” said the pencil; “Be up to date,” said the calendar; “Always keep cool,” said the ice; “Never lose your head,” said the hammer; “Make light of everything,” said the fire; “Find a good thing and stick to it,” said the glue.
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Dear Old Skip—What are goofus feathers?—U. N. Omeal.
The fuzz on a peach.
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