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The height of Sir Walter Raleighism was observed at a bathing beach last month, when a young man carried a bathing suit clad girl from boat to shore through six inches of water so the poor dear would not get her feet wet.
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Blessed are the orphan children, for they have no mothers to spank them.
Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed.
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All we have to do in Robbinsdale to feel the spirit of the good old days is to eat an ear of corn and drink a pint of water.
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Since the country is dry why manufacture umbrellas with crooked handles to hang over bars?
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