If a woman can’t break some man’s heart she gets reckless and breaks her own.
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Wise men never borrow trouble when they can borrow money instead.
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One swallow doesn’t make a summer,
But one frog can make a spring.
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The other day I was riding in the street car. I had my eye on a seat, but a woman sat on it.
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