I enlarge your babies and frame them for only $5.00.

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A man I know kicked up a row

That stirred the neighbors wrath

He walked up to a lady cow

And slyly pinched her calf.

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Lost or Stolen

(From Chattanooga Times.)

$10 REWARD. Black mare stolen. Return to W. W. Bell, Tyner, Tenn. Small wart in ear, tail chewed off at hocks; mane lays on both sides of neck; slightly reel-footed in two feet, one front, one hind; $25 if thief is with horse.