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Dear Cap—What is meant by the stuff dreams are made of?—Near Beer.
Paint, powder, padding and false hair.
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Dear Captain Fawcett—Can you give me a recipe for a dish known as Strawberry Surprise?—Miss Conny Sewer.
Pick the bones out of a quart of strawberries. Add two pounds of borrowed sugar. Throw in a quart of oyster shells and three raisins. If it is good that’s the surprise.
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Dear Bill—What are the best furs for summer wear?—Parry Moore.
Deerskin, bearskin and moleskin probably would suit your tastes. Moleskin is very popular nowadays. No matter where the mole is the skin can be worn to show it.