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Dear Cap—Which animal is the better fighter—dog or badger?—B. D. Chamber.
It depends on how strong the badger is. In the usual badger fight, too, much depends on the proficiency shown in the art of releasing the badger.
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Dear Whiz Bang—What bird is known as the bird of peace?—Passy Fist.
The chicken.
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Captain Breezy Bill—Kindly give me your Whiz Bang definition of the phrase “Matrimonial Progress.”—Whipper Will.
Adhering strictly to Queens-Gooseberry rules, I cheerfully submit the following: “Maid One; Maid Won; Made One.”