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The Agony Column

(From London Winning Post.)

Author, command of scathing English, would write memoirs for any Lady or Gentleman in society wishing to pay off old scores.

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The old-fashioned mother who used to be a clinging vine now has a daughter who has no more clinging qualities than a sapling.

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Truth at Last

During the week of the Fair there occurred an incident which is worth recording. A big six-foot bully was shooting off his mouth in the rotunda of a hotel, evidently having had a snifter or two, announcing that he could lick anybody in sight. A quiet little man came from a seat in the corner, and, walking straight up to the giant, called him a four-flusher. The bully thereupon handed the little man a biff on the jaw, a smash between the eyes and lifted him two feet off the floor with an uppercut. The little man was carried upstairs and put to bed.