A couple of darkies argued on the street—
“If yo go with dat gal, I’ll cut yo up in pieces so small a ant kin swaller yo.”
“If yo do I’ll hit yo so ha’d it will make a bump on yo haid so big that when dey call the ambulance dey will put the bump inside and yo’all will have to walk.”
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Overheard in a Hospital
A negress rolled her eyes heavenward and exclaimed: “Oh, Lawd if dis am a sample ob married life, I’se glad I’se only engaged.”
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Homeopathic Dose
Jazzbo—Please, Mistah Bahbah, I’d like a nickel’s worth o’ hair tonic.