Barber—What in the world do you want with a nickel’s worth for when it’s selling for a dollar a pint? Want to restore the eyebrows on a flea?

Jazzbo—Nossuh nossuh. Wanta fix mah watch. It’s got a speck o’ dandruff in the hair spring.

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Fleas Be Fleas

If flies are flies,

Because they fly,

And fleas are fleas

Because they flee,

Then bees are bees

Because they be.