“How did you like the banquet last night?”
“Fine. There was a lady at the table across from me who had one of those ‘table line gowns’ on. She looked like Venus.”
“How do you know she had on a gown, then?”
“I dropped my fork.”
Whiz Bang Editorials
“The Bull is Mightier Than the Bullet.”
There are many “Calamity Janes” in the U. S. A. One of their stock cries, just after a crime has been committed is, “If she gets off, she’s going in the movies!”
Let us look at the real facts. Searching the history of the moving picture business, in not a single instance has a murder been starred in pictures.