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The Wails of a Wolstead Wictim
Oh to spend “jack” like a Jackass; to have the “hips” of a hippo; the neck of a giraffe; the thirst of a camel and the “jag” of a jaguar.
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Giving Him Fair Warning
She—“What are you thinking about?”
He—“Just what you’re thinking about.”
She—“If you do, I’ll scream.”—Phoenix.
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