Ain’t no use of kissing he’ll tell,
Ain’t no use of nothing, Oh, well.
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Djever Hear This One?
An Englishman bragged that he was once mistaken for Lloyd George. The American boasted that he had been taken for President Wilson.
Paddy said he had them all beat.
“A fellow walked up to me and tapped me on the shoulder and said ‘Great God, is that you?’”
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Pink Pills for Pale People
Lydia Pinkham recently received a love letter from the vegetable compound magnate reading as follows, our correspondents report: