Ah! Thereby hangs a tail.

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The most disgusting sight in the world is to see another fellow in an automobile with your best girl.

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The old inhabitant says, “I kin remember when a young lady passed you, you always could hear the rustle of stiffly starched skirts.”

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Naughty Egg

I wish I was a crow’s egg

As bad as bad can be,

All cuddled up in a little nest