The undertaker is always able to put up a stiff argument.
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The Colonel Knows His Cat
(From San Antonio Express.)
Reward—Lost, Boston female, 8 months old, 12 lbs., mahogany brindle, screw tail, white chest, back of neck and blazed face. Col. M. L. Crimmins, 106 Groveland Place.
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Why, Mabel!
(From St. Louis Post-Dispatch.)