Wife—“Well, stupid, what are you waiting for? You know what a hard time we had to get her.”
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People who live in rag houses shouldn’t throw bones.
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Honesty, the Cheap Policy
Hear John West got two years for stealing a horse?
Yes, serves him right. Why didn’t he buy it and not pay?
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Preacher—Don’t you know it’s wrong to put worms on that hook and insert it in a fish?