Johnnie—These aren’t worms, but that’s what the other suckers thought.

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The strength of a kiss is generally measured by its length.—Byron.

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All Some Have to Tell

“Why is it,” asks the exchange man of The Arkansas Gazette, “that a man rarely grows too old or too religious to get a thrill out of telling what a devil he was in his youth?”

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Man proposes, woman supposes, marriage composes and divorce exposes.

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That Waltz