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The Guy Who Kin Sling It

By Walter Wolf

Some fellers er allus a spoutin’

Bout the coin they used to make.

Like the girl thets allus a shoutin,

Bout the good pies she kin bake.

Now the feller thets allus made the dough

Should git credit fer Mary’s pies,

But how do it come, I’d like t’ know—