That this feller gits by with so many lies.
The guy he meets Mary an he shoots his bazoo,
Then suddenly ther married and I’ll leave it to you—
If the guy who kin sling it aint the guy thet gits by—
An allus gits the best uv the girls home-made pies.
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In Deah Old Hingland
Rough-neck Western Yankee—Watcher principal trees here in England?
English Cockney—Hoak, helm and hash.
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