When his STRING of bull he’d throw;

For she was an ARROW minded kid

And he was her loving BOW.

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In the immortal telegram of Ikey Goldstein: “Twins arrived; mine died.”

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Hall Caine’s description of women:

“Women are like sheep’s broth. If there’s a head and a heart in them they’re good, and if there isn’t you might as well be supping hot water.”

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