I’m So Weak I Nearly Faint

Says the pail to the milk, “You look awfully pale.”

Says the milk to the pail, “If you’d gone through what I have, you’d be pale, too!”

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Our idea of nothing is a bung hole without a barrel.

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Mamma’s in heaven,

Papa’s in jail,

Sister’s on Broadway,

Earning papa’s bail.