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Paddy’s New Boots

These shoes are too tight. Be jabbers, oi’ll have to wear them a couple of times before oi can get thim on.

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Let us now sing the old familiar ballad, “When a goat is right behind you it’s no time to lace your shoe.”

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Another Clean Joke

A handkerchief and a sock, by chance met in a tub at the laundry.

“How did you get in here?” asked the sock.

“Oh, I was blown in,” replied the handkerchief.