“I’m so hungry, I ain’t got nowhere to stay all night?”
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“Dat may all be,” reckons Raspin’ Rastus, when told that the Good Book says the lion and lamb lie down together, “But ah cain’t fin’ no place where it says dat lamb eber got up.”
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Let This Be Your Philosophy of Life
“Act as if the destiny of the universe depended on your acts.”
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My girl is so pretty that whenever she boards a street car, the advertising is a total loss.
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