“I’ve got the fastest typist in the city.”
“Well, that’s the only complaint I have against mine.”
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Some marriages make one wonder why a man should want to keep a cow when free milk is running down the gutter. A ladle costs less than a cradle.
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The Tramp’s Plea
“Good mornin’ this evenin’, how do you do tomorrow?”
“Got any good drinking water?”
“Would you mind giving a poor man a drink of liquor?”