My Advice
If you should marry a hootch hound
I’ll tell you what to do.
Get a leaky boat and send afloat,
And paddle your own canoe.
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Chicago Tribune’s Column
(From the Charles City, Iowa, Press)
Manager Waterhouse, the movie man, who insists on giving his lady patrons the best, is improving the theater by renovating and decorating the ladies’ parlor and lobby and ladies can—at least, feel that everything is fresh and orderly.