Hittem Formy—Don’t run your legs off after a woman; you’ll need them to kick yourself.
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True lovers never say good night until morning.
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As a Rule
Clerk (at Employment Bureau)—“Someone has sent for a yardman, sir.”
Manager—“We haven’t any yardmen at present.”
Clerk—“Then shall I send up three footmen, sir?”
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