Sexton—“Dogs are not allowed here, sir.”
Visitor—“That’s not my dog.”
Sexton—“Not your dog? Why, he’s following you.”
Visitor—“Well, so are you.”
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We Pull Lots of These
A cross-eyed man at a dance hall said “May I have the next dance, please?” Two girls answered as with one voice, “With pleasure.”
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