April Fool
Johnny (running into the room of his mother on April 1st)—“Mama, there’s a strange man kissing our maid.”
Mother—“What, a strange man?”
Johnny—“April fool, it’s only papa.”
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Curbstone Comedy
He stopped the balky car.
“Honey, I must get out and spank the engine over the ears.”
“Oh, engine-ears!”