* * *
Wah, Wah!
“Golly, Moses! Dey got strawberries and cherries and all kinds o’ fruit covered wit candy. What kind shall ah git?”
“Git a choc’lat covered watermillion.”
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Sic ’em, Tige!
“What you need is a tonic to sharpen your appetite,” said the Doctor. “By the way, what is your occupation?”
“I am a sword swallower in a circus side-show,” replied the caller.
* * *
Little Joe says, “They am jest as many sebbens on de dice as anything else, ony dey is bashfull.”