Are sporting wedding rings.

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SHE CREPT UP TO THE SCALES LIKE AN ARAB, AND SILENTLY STOLE A WEIGH.

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Motto For Poets

If at first you don’t succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed.

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Mr. Martin of Martin’s Ferry, protests against us writing our jokes on tissue paper so that our Philadelphia friend could see through them.

“Tearible,” remarks Mr. Martin.

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